Cocktail Napkin Project Management

y">In today's sterile (in my opinion, anyway) work
Before there was project management software,environment, there's little time for lunch, and even
desk-bound power bar lunches (and dinners), andless time for fun. It's all about power and speed.
every kind of cessation support group, there wasFunny thing is, there is no power in power bars,
lunch at a restaurant on payday, cocktail napkins (onPowerPoint or show of power days. And, speed kills.
which to rest the occasional cocktail), and shared funWe're asked to embrace teamwork, but there's no
- all in the middle of the reasonable work day.team in the room at performance appraisal time.
What was so wonderful about these lunch timeWe're told to think outside the box, but we're more
get-togethers was that they took place in someplaceoften rewarded for getting it "right," than getting it
other than the workplace, and not always the samedifferent. In office, out loud laughter is a rarity (and
place. Looking back, I realize that those lunchesan "LOL" text ain't no substitute!!)
usually involved:After all the leadership training, many of us are still
- Teamwork (at least two of us in attendance)more comfortable taking direction than making
- Decision making AND diversity (Italian, Chinese, ordirection. We avoid accountability at the same time
burgers - not to mention dessert, anyone?)we claim credit. And we make no moves without a
- Finance (Ann had the extra cheese, so her bill ismostly pointless 50+ page PowerPoint presentation
$1.00 more)at the ready. Speak softly and carry a big "deck."
- Dependencies (I'll have what she's having)Sigh...
- Leadership (waitstaff instinctively knew the leader;Project planning has moved far from the cocktail
s/he got the check)napkin to intricate, time-consuming, bell-and-whistle
- Reasonable risk (OK, I'll have one glass of wine withladen multi-megabit software. Project Managers are
lunch)now certified, and add "PMP" on their
- Empowerment (I know what I want, I'll order firstrésumé. All it takes is about 20
while you make up your mind)training days, and a few homework assignments; no
- Compromise (let's share one entrée)real projects with which to get hands on experience.
- Congeniality (we laughed - out loud - and enjoyedTo paraphrase Three Six Mafia's Oscar-winning song,
ourselves and each other)it's hard out there for a PMP!
- Measures of success (that was delicious, let's doMore time is spent now managing the project
that again).software, monitoring tasks, and endlessly updating
Sure, at least half of the lunchtime conversationthe plan than on the actual project work itself. There
centered on workplace gossip and life-outside-theare pre-planning meetings, planning meetings, after
workplace. Just as often, though, the topic turned to(little) action review meetings, operations review
the one thing we all had in common: our work.meetings and get-our-story-straight alignment
Problems, now referred to as "challenges" ormeetings. After which we submit our
"opportunities," were as common then as they are"accomplishments" lest someone else get credit. All
today, and sometimes dominated the hour (yep, athe while we're starving and cranky because we've
whole hour and maybe even an extra 15 minutes!).not had any lunch or any fun, and the prospect of
And where one of us invariably saw roadblocks,leaving work "early," grows dimmer, along with the
rockslides, and stop signs, another of us saw sidedaylight.
roads, detours, roads less traveled, and new roads toIt's never been truer, in today's work-mad world,
be built. Almost everyone had a freely-offered optionthat home is where the heart is. Why? Because
or what-to-do-to-fix-it opinion.there is precious little heart in the office or the
The opinions and options were often good, andboardroom, and the rest of our anatomy spends
sometimes were written down so they could bemost of its time at work. Heart is left home alone,
remembered, brought back to the office, andalong with those whose hearts we profess matter
implemented. Not every one carried paper and penmost.
(after all, this was a pre-blackberry world, myHere's an idea: next time you have a planning
friends), so we'd grab the nearest thing at hand - themeeting, bring a few clean cocktail napkins and
mostly clean cocktail napkin and a BIC pen.throwback BIC pens (no PDAs, no anyberrys, no
The cocktail napkin, that little 5 x 5 square thatwireless laptops. You might even have the meeting in
started out lunch somewhere between a tablesmockthe corporate café, or nearby eatery. That
and a hard place (underneath the cocktail glass). Whoway, you can have lunch, too. Keep the time to
knew it could become a vehicle for successfulabout an hour, 90 minutes at most. Spend the first
project completion!15 minutes talking about any and everything but
With a few precious words or phrases and anwork. Recall the sound of shared laughter. Then, kick
occasional drawing scribbled on the napkin, lunch wasaround relevant ideas (the reason for the meeting in
happily and productively concluded. If it was a reallythe first place), scribble them on the cocktail napkins,
big initiative or a particularly complex problem, it grewpay the check and return to the office.
to a two-napkin project plan.Even better, get a box of cocktail napkins...then you
The idea-filled napkin went from tabletop to desktop,can really think outside the box!
from thought to action. No planning meetings,What's the worst that can happen? You leave work
committees or subcommittees, no vying for credit,at a reasonable hour feeling good about what you
and no trees killed. Oh, yes, and we went from workaccomplished - and that you accomplished something
to home at a reasonable hour most of the time.workwhile? The trees will love you for it, too!