Somebody Took My Pen!

Isn't it interesting that some items just simply seemsign something, they would quickly borrow one of
to always disappear from your pockets, your deskmy pens. My office is a well-known haven for pens
or your surroundings with nowhere to be found? Didand I have an extensive collection of promotional
you misplace it, or did somebody take it?pens, high end fountain pens, designer pens, laser
I used to be a cigarette smoker and was notoriousengraved pens - you name it.
for always borrowing someone's lighter and neverOver the last few months I noticed that my pen
returning it. After casually lighting up, absent mindedcollection had dramatically shrunk and I had no
and accidentally I would slip the lighter into my ownreasonable explanation of what had happened or
pocket. I had no idea of what I did, or that I hadwhere the pens were going. It was very frustrating
just gotten one lighter richer.and my secretary was constantly refilling my pen
The chain of events was so miscalculated thatholders with new promotional pens.
neither I nor the owner of the cigarette lighter wouldOne day I stumbled upon an article about a concept
even reflect on what had happened. It didn't takeof "Acciborrow" which is one of those new words
long for me to build a collection of accidentallymade up from "Accidentally" and "Borrow" which is
"stolen" lighters. It's not as bad as it sounds - mostthe term used by people who are more equipped to
were typical disposable lighters that had little value.absent-minded slip a pen or a lighter away without
Over the years it became a joke between me andthinking about it.
my friends and they would alert me before theIt turns out that in some countries, studies have
"theft" could occur. Since I no longer am a smoker, Ibeen made on Acciborrowers and why they take
am not involuntarily stealing people's lighters.items. It is simply a psychological protective instinct
Now I am paying for my old sins - people are takingthat kicks in when the user identifies an object they
my beloved office pens!feel may be useful for later use. According to the
As I grew older and moved into business worldresearch I came across, the most common items to
environments, I noticed that I was surrounded byAcciborrow are pens, lighters, keys and bottle
individuals who were suffering from the sameopeners.
involuntary disorder as me. But the target of theirSo now you where all those things are going you
choice was always the pen. Whenever thesecan't find anymore! Your pens are being
individuals would step into my office, and needed toAcciborrowed by an Acciborrower!